Oh Happy Days

Well, what a week, with claires shock pregnancy coming to the forefront of house life, we stop to think what this will mean for 27 Harborough, and Claire junior!! She certainly hid it well, but it has to have been the longest pregnancy on record, the good people at Guinness are looking into our claim!!!

Claire is reported to be delighted with the new arrival and is resting after the exhausting labour. The father of Panda Gander is still shrouded in mystery, possible fathers include Ricky, Joe, Pebbles and/or Carl ( who is very close to Claire).

In Ricky's statement he is said to be shocked and maddened by the claim he could be responsible, but furthur questioning could not eliminate him from what has now been dubbed, 'the race for Baby Pander'.

Michelle is said to be hesitantly hopeful that Joe bears no responsibility for the incident. She went on to comment " Theres no way Ricky would do this, its totally out of charater and i'd know, he tells me everything and we always cook together", when the subject of Rickys recent interludes in character came up she was forced to retract her earlier statement.

Claire, amidst all the controversy, remains estatic with Panda, and just hopes the fathers identity will be revealed quickly, unfortunately she is unable to shed any light on the matter claiming " iv'e always put it about a bit, ya know, but i is never expected this to happen, you hear of things like it don't ya, but it's always somemit else it happened to"

Possible fathers are still coming forward, and this issue is set to continue well into the new year, with NHS DNA clinics having huge backlocks and understaffed facilities, anxiously we wait until furthur developments occur.

It's Ricky Here...On Mezzas Thoughts!

Hey Mez. Ricky here... I know this is your blogg, but I have helped you set it up. Despite the fact I am a little drunk and Zoe is on your bed sleeping and pissed. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SEXY MINX!!!

Any way looking forward to reading your (my) thoughts!!!